Thursday, 30 December 2010
Tuesday, 28 December 2010
Baby Jesus?
No one told me.....
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Friday, 17 December 2010
Not Quite
(Dear Santa, Happy Birthday.
I am 3. May I please have big girl dolls, more undies & Tinkerbell backpack for school.
Please bring blocks for Amelia. Love, Allison)
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Blessings
It is 6:40 p.m. on the 14th of December 2010 and I am sitting on the bathroom floor with a well-earned, delicious glass of red wine, listening to Christmas carols while Amelia splashes about happily in a warm bathtub. Allison is on her weekly Tuesday night ice cream date with Erik. We are all healthy, happy and safe.
I just want the universe to know that it has not gone unnoticed tonight, so thank you.
Monday, 13 December 2010
Next stop, Wimbledon.
hard to picture, right? Ms. Lan is equal parts Vietnamese femininity and old-school Soviet "fight-to-the-death and then keep fighting" sports mentality.
My tennis style is a bit of a mix as well - one part sweaty Andre Agassi, one part foul-mouthed John McEnroe, one part grunting Monica Seles - pretty, right?
We play twice a week - once on Monday nights and once on Friday afternoons. It is an hour of hard core exercise. And it is wonderful! It is also quite funny because Ms. Lan and I don't communicate much or very well, but she does yell out after each shot, "Good!", "No!" or "Lucky!".
On Monday nights, the court next to mine is occupied by two very nice Japanese men, and I don't speak any Japanese, but I am fairly certain that one of them tried to pick me up last night when he said, "You strong for woman, yes?". Yes sir, I am. Anyone out there who has played tennis or golf (Hi Dad!) with me knows that while I have some really stellar shots, I mainly have seriously insane, WAY too long/out of bounds/high shots. I really think that I may have missed my calling to play women's softball in college. Maybe next time.
I have done some preliminary research on the senior tour for Wimbledon and I know it is a long shot, but it helps to have a goal. And who doesn't love to root for the underdog, right? I figure with sponsorships from diaper companies and vineyards, I will be the player to watch.
I fully intend on asking the Williams Sisters to dress me. I am thinking something along these lines.....
but a little less conservative. Because when it comes to fashion and tennis - there is no substitute for the Williams Sisters.
Book your tickets to London now baby.
Sunday, 12 December 2010
Loreto Fest 2010
Consulate Christmas Party (aka No pics with Santa)
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Thursday, 9 December 2010
The Grinch and Rites of Passage
See video proof below. Things to note in the video - that is red PAINT, not blood all over her uniform. Please also pay special attention to her ridiculous facial expressions and the dramatic rolling of the eyes - ha!
Thankfully, the Grinch disappeared as soon as the show was over because cookies were served.
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Christmas Traditions
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Monday, 29 November 2010
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Giving thanks
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
No one told me.....
today the Doc at the Consulate told me I most likely have a parasite and then proceeded to describe all that it involves, as well as what may come - she then handed me super-strength antibiotics and told me to check back in with her a week.
in the States, a parasite would seem like a big deal - but here, I would say a parasite is pretty mild when compared to dengue fever or TB, which are other options, so in the spirit of welcoming everyone to the proverbial Thanksgiving table, I throw open my arms to this parasite.....wait.......what do you mean I can't drink alcohol with one of the medications?
Parasite - you are totally sitting at the kids table on Thursday.